Breaking news: Joxide's car destroyed

One theory is that he was shat on by the muffin god

You go to all the effort of setting up a complex and multi-layered reunion show, and it's like pulling teeth to get people to post. Someone pretends to be a fucking muffin, and the place is inundated!

Matthew Campbell, you have a lot to answer for!

How in the hell has this damned Muffin thing suddenly gone all meme-y, already?

Ah hell, I guess it just means that the CXA has finally reached a new level. We have our own internet meme, now.

Mind you, I don't know whether that's a good thing, or a very very bad thing.

Surely Big D counts as an internet meme!?

I had nothing to do with the muffin, I don't even know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man. I really don't know the muffin man who lives on Drury Lane.

A friend of mine, totally unrelated to this board, posted about muffins last night. I think we're about to see muffins go very big indeed!

(I will also admit that I then sang the mouse with clogs on song to them, via the net, but with a clog wearing muffin...)

You may not know the muffin man (who has since moved out of Drury Lane due to escalating rental costs and Westminster council not renewing his baking licence) but he would not have existed were it not for him spoofing you.

So you are to blame.