Sorry. I know i'm already taking a rather controversial opinion on Brock Lesnar in WWE '12 already, but I've just seen an article that sours my opinion even more than it already was. And I feel like i've got to address it.
But THIS:
http://espn.go.com/espn/thelife/videogames/blog/_/name/thegamer/id/7088494/brock-lesnar-talks-wwe-12-undertaker-possible-return-professional-wrestling?readmore=fullstoryThis kind of angers me. I'll mention why.
I'm no longer going to mention his ability or his actual skills or his WWE legacy because we all know my views on that.
What is really angering me right here, at this moment, at least, is his continuing attitude, coming from this article.
His mouth. His fucking ego. And his thinly veiled insults towards the business, barely covered behind a veil of disingenuous lip-service to Vince.
And why, if not for his career being lackluster in my eyes
(which, is very subjective I admit, David has already set me straight on some things involving his value to the WWE during his time, and I concede some of), this is why, for other reasons NOT pertaining to his career is why I think he doesn't deserve to be in this game.
His comments in this article. And that being immortalized in a game, i.e part of WWE merchandise is entirely undeserved.
First of all, if it's one thing he's been immensely famous for, it's that whenever Brock Lesnar opens his mouth, it's pure diarrhea. This perfectly sums it up for me:
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Jon Robinson: Do you have any regrets about leaving WWE?Brock Lesnar: I don't have any regrets. If I had any regrets,
it would have been that I wish I enjoyed my time there a little bit
better. I'm not a very good yes man, and I'm not very easily controlled.
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So, not being a good yes-man, and not easily controlled.... to Lesnar..... basically means "the way they work is shit, because I'm Brock Fucking Lesnar and having respect in a business that's all about respect is for jellyfish." Which is what that sounds like to me.
He's shitting on the way the business works after they bent over backwards to give him everything they had, becuase he's not a yes-man and paying any kind of due is for suckers? Ooh. He's real, alright. A real asshole.
If it's one thing that is known about the WWE heirchy and ability to make it in all areas of this business is a respect for one's peers and what they do, and a respect to be a team player and not act like you're bigger than everyone. Clearly, to Lesnar, the actual duties of being a WWE wrestler or a pro-wrestler in general, is all about "being a yes man."
Fuck him.
And on the subject of acting better than everyone else, there's this respectful, humble little tidbit:
"I think during the time that I spent there, I dominated the show. "Of course you did. You were pushed to.
Do you think you wouldn't have been jobbing out to Chuck Palumbo if WWE told you to? Sure, they wouldn't do that. It wasn't in their business model because they were banking on him being a force. They allowed him to be one here.
But if they DID have that in their business model, for a rookie like Brock on, let's say, his first day, or a dark match, would he have layed down for anyone? In WWE, you are required to do so and pay some dues if they tell you to. It's earning something. Brock apparently sees "earning something" as being a yes man.
I recall Kurt Angle was ridiculous on his debut for a while before being moved up to the big guns. Becuase Kurt had some humility and was willing to rise. I can see Brock throwing a tantrum if they had him even think of coming in seriously against Shawn Stesiak, and going on to work extended periods with Steve Blackman, Rikishi, and Crash Holly in anything other than squashes.
I know it's a blanket statement to say he "dominated" everyone, but seriously... if it's not a work, than who honestly says that about being in the WWE?
Who says that in general? Beyond kayfabe, I mean.
But ok, Brock dominated. For one reason or another, let's say it's a fact that he did. (And he did, I won't lie. Even though they planned for him to.)
why does Brock feel that he dominated?
Wellll.... In the article, I see
this, over and over...
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" I was probably one of the
true athletes in the company"
"I was a
true wrestler. I was a
Division I national champion. I came into
the business wanting
one thing and one thing only, and that was to be
the champion,"
" I was
an entertainer but at the end of the day, I'm still as
real as it gets."
"If I had any regrets, it would have been that I
wish I enjoyed my time there a little bit better."
" I approached it as being
real"
" I was a
real character"
"I didn't have a gimmick name, I
didn't have a gimmick finish"
"I
put a lot of guys out of the ring because I was
real"
"he was just
plain downright scared to get in the ring with me" (referring to STEVE AUSTIN.)
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Playing the "real" card, much, Brocky?
REAL.
REAL. Real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real. He's real. They're fake. We fucking get it.
I'm real, I do real. Real is me. Real this. Real that.
All the times he throws that around, just pisses me off. It pisses me when ANYONE throws this "fake" shit around, so why does he get to do it and get such a free pass?
And it's gotta be obvious what he's saying, as many fucking times as he says it.
It might as well be: "WWE is fake and I'm real and I could beat everyone, because I don't earn anything, I dominate everyone cuz i'm better, i'm a real wrestler, they're not real wrestlers, i hated being there and sucking up, cuz i'm real, i'll beat everyone with their own arms..."
Shut the fuck up, Lesnar. Just.... shut up.
This "real" card is the thing that pisses me off the most about everyone that puts down wrestling, and it's damn sure obvious he's never gotten over this or his neanderthal mindset.
I'm real, and they're all scared and blah blah blah I was bigger than their "wrestling".
And of course, this just obvious sets off all kinds of comments from people below in the ESPN article...
Taken together, it's almost verbatim: "WWE is lame, WWE is fake, I can beat everybody, everyone was scared because I was real, I hated it, because they were fake and wussy. blah blah blah."
I'm not saying anything about his actual career in this thread, i'm just saying Brock is an utter shit-head with no respect for the WWE, then or now.
And why he's in this game, even for this reason alone, i'll never know or understand.
WWE throws an already playable, completed Hurricane Helms out of Smackdown vs Raw 2011, for shitting on their wellness policy on seperate news outlets after being released.
then
WWE falls all over themselves to put in someone this year who shits on the WWE in his promotional articles for WWE '12.
Not gonna lie. I don't fucking get it.
He's in the game because he'll get royalties from it. Simple.
Clearly he wouldn't agree to it for anything other than the money, if he's just going to accept being in the game and then shit on WWE and the way they work... and keep heavily insulating that it's all fake and that he's better as he does, in promotional articles for the fucking game itself.
What a horrible fucking attitude. I am still trying like hell to respect the fact that he's in this, but as always, when Brock opens his goddamn mouth, he unfailingly sticks his foot in it.
This shitty attitude of his makes me want to job him out to Yoshi Tatsu. Which I have a feeling I just might do.