Rey Mysterio suspended for 60 days for second Wellness violation

Just fire the little shit, already.

This makes me very pleased. I'd be quite happy never to see him in a WWE ring again.

On that I think we can all agree!

Whoopsy, has he been roiding?

Amphetamines, apparently.

Oh jesus god, why, why WHY would anyone voluntarily take speed. It is by far the dirtiest, most undesirable drug you could ever take.

Unless of course it was crystal meth. Now that's fun!

Basically his body is fucked. He's got no cartilage in his knees so every spring to his feet causes him pain, his hips are giving him problems, and he's been carrying at least 50lbs more muscle than he was designed for. His back is nowhere near where it was. And he's getting old. He's on his way out and is desperate to do anything to keep performing.

For some reason that just makes me think of Terminator! It's actually the bit where they are trying to come up with how a 'real' person would have done the things Arnie did and decide he must have been whacked out on PCP...