...what once hath been eaten, hath now become thy salvation...
...what once were adorned with mere blueberry, hath become like divine fruit of gods...
....the once common muffin now reborn, now rich and golden beyond compare...
lo, and behold before you, thy arrival of a muffin no longer disregarded, but a muffin of holy and kingly regard.
THE LEGENDARY MUFFIN.