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PostSubject: YOU ARE A CAT. WHAT DO YOU DO?   Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:40 pm

You have been transformed into a cat, and informed it will last for 24 hours.

It doesn't matter if you even like cats, you are one. And won't be human again for 24 hours.

What do you do? What's the first thing you WOULD do? Where would you go?

I need to know. Post your answer. Or, like, i'll die or something.
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PostSubject: Re: YOU ARE A CAT. WHAT DO YOU DO?   Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:31 pm

I'd like to make the deal a little sweeter. I get turned into a cat, they get turned into humans. Then they'd have to clean up MY poop, sick, hair, etc. They sit frozen with fear as I whizzed past their heads in a flurry of claws. I'd still half the bed despite being tiny. And I'd wake them up by clawing their lips/sit on thier head/make loads of noise!

..and then, at the end of it, I'm sure they would love me just as much as we do all four of them. Just because they do that Smile
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PostSubject: Re: YOU ARE A CAT. WHAT DO YOU DO?   Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:45 pm

Nice post. However, what sort of cat am I? Am I a domestic tabby, or a lion? Only there might be a bit of difference in what I did depending on whether I have the capacity to rip a face off with a single swipe.

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PostSubject: Re: YOU ARE A CAT. WHAT DO YOU DO?   Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:48 pm

When I switch back I want to keep the eyes...and the claws...and the agility...OK, when I switch back I want to be a Thundercat. Tigra will do!
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PostSubject: Re: YOU ARE A CAT. WHAT DO YOU DO?   Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:57 pm

*Tygra not Tigra!
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PostSubject: Re: YOU ARE A CAT. WHAT DO YOU DO?   Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:16 am

I was going to ask why you wanted to be a small Vauxhall car.

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PostSubject: Re: YOU ARE A CAT. WHAT DO YOU DO?   Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:18 am

There is a DC comics metahuman called Tigra who's currently fighting the Justice League. But I don't think I'd suit her bikini...Wink
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PostSubject: Re: YOU ARE A CAT. WHAT DO YOU DO?   Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:31 am

....and I just threw up in my mouth.

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PostSubject: Re: YOU ARE A CAT. WHAT DO YOU DO?   Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:16 am

It could be worse...it could be a mankini...
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PostSubject: Re: YOU ARE A CAT. WHAT DO YOU DO?   Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:58 pm

Ok, I'm now going to see if I can inject bleach directly into my brain.

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PostSubject: Re: YOU ARE A CAT. WHAT DO YOU DO?   Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:31 am

There's not enough bleach in the world, my friend, not enough bleach in the world...Wink

btw, having finally settled on a new name for a while (Shadowwyrm, although I'll still be using the Megil Novaar for other things) I've also gone for a new pic. It might be of interest to Mr Shand. Given that his pic comes from the Ultimate Thor mine is Modi Thorson, son of Thor (surprisingly enough with that name!) and currently kicking Thors booty in the Ultimates!
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PostSubject: Re: YOU ARE A CAT. WHAT DO YOU DO?   Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:51 am

I AM A NABISCO FRUIT SNAKE
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PostSubject: Re: YOU ARE A CAT. WHAT DO YOU DO?   Sun Oct 28, 2012 2:09 am

Bah, I'm an unbranded wyrm! Yet to bow to the corp advertising like you snakes...Wink
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PostSubject: Re: YOU ARE A CAT. WHAT DO YOU DO?   Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:05 am

I'll see what I can do when WWE13 arrives next week.

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